Some wits, a lil humor, great punchlines.
These made my day. =)
In case you cant see what's there,
DRINK AND DRIVE and you will be stripped from your skin and boiled in a cauldron of tar.
SMOKE GRASS and your legs will be bound together and beaten until marrow seeps out the bones.
STEAL ANYTHING and you will have hot iron spikes shoved down your throat shredding apart the esophagus, stomach, and intestines.
FINGER NAILS will be plucked out of anyone...... errrr.... i cant rmb what it says, but trust me, it was Grrrrrruesome......
TAG THIS and.... whooooops..... will try to be a better photographer next time =)
and now, the best part:
In order to get the tourists through the doors of the TORTURE MUSEUM, signs were placed tactically around popular sites: on dustbins in the town square, the windows of sovenir shops, back-packer hostels, tourist bars, etc. As a result traffic increased significantly. HAHA!
Remember good ol' Heinz ketchup? i practically grew up with them, but somehow maggi managed to make its way into my house and Heinz was ousted since. It's going to make a come-back! Because.....
i have to say again how much i love the new national lib. it rocks! NEWEST find: wireless internet connection for FREE! complete with nice clean white stylish NEW tables that practically calls out for you to STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY. not to mention the people facing you typing away furiously on their lappies. smiling away. chatting heartily on msn. -____- oh and have i mention their very welcoming collection of comics?? SUPERMAN! BATMAN! WONDERWOMAN! JUSTICE LEAGUE! C&H! Garfield! couldnt find foxtrot today though. these are going to tide me over the exam period, when constant humor will be badly needed to offset the boredom from monster mechanics menacing manufacturing alien organic chem and totally-waste-of-my-time tech comm poopy properties Crappy cinepleasure. FOXTROT!!!!!!!!! i wannnnttttt.......
just back from a girlfriends birthday party, nice to have these ppl come together again. dinner was GREAT. the sausage was way GOOood and so was dessert. banana caramel pudding with.. what's that again??? crab and crepe, lotsa beer, root and ginger (what were you thinking?!) silly spotaneous photo shots and later on a game of DARE AND DARE. are we game for more silly stuffs??
things to do over the hols
1) blading. at least to go over the humps without screaming or falling
2) mountain climbing. jerangkang was great! i want more!
3) short trip somewhere. HK? Bangkok? Redang? what say you peeps?
4) FIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHINGGGGGG laaaaaaaaa i've been saying it for a year now. will someone be nice please?????
5) terrorize the roads in an automotive
6) get the fingers moving again. it's been FOUR years. drag it no more, want i.
let's just stop at this first. the list will grow as the exams come nearer. They call it DayDreaming i believe. Cant wait for the hols. TWO more months =) TWO and a HALF more actually -___-
am i hearing right?
Hk? Bangkok?
wow!
this is new!
anw, count me in on bladin n mountain.
oh but u know... i find the nat lib too big and too COLD. but yeah, it's nice.
(missanthrope)